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Oh!

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Oh my god!

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You scared the shit out of me.

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That’s not funny.

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It was kind of funny.

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Where did you even get this creepy thing?

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I found it in the closet.

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I thought it was one of your weird Halloween costumes.

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I do cute Halloween and sometimes sexy Halloween,

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but never scary Halloween.

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Uh huh.

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It's just that

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you were so busy intently setting up those stupid cat cams.

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Well, they’re new.

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I wanna make sure they work.

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Yeah, but you've gone overboard.

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We've left the country before and not had any cameras.

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I'm just worried about Nug.

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I mean, we haven't left her home alone since we moved in here.

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Yeah, but she's not a little blond boy.

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She's a cat.

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She'll be fine.

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Well, do you know where she is?

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Because I didn't see her on any of the cat cams, so maybe I need to get more.

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No, I think you have enough. One would have been enough.

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Five is enough. How many are there exactly?

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Oh, look at this.

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I found the cat without needing a camera.

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One camera was okay in our little apartment, but this is a whole house.

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I want to know what she's doing.

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I wanna know how she's doing it.

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Hey baby...

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This isn't about our trip, is it?

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It's that you don't trust Jay to cat-sit.

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Well, he's an idiot.

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He's my brother.

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I said what I said.

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He can take care of a cat.

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She'll be fine.

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Yes you will...

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Oh, but you're not a cat, are you?

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You're a fuzzy princess, you're a fuzzy little princess.

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Riley.

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Take a deep breath.

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You know what? I’m going to go pack you more Xanax.

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Probably smart.

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Is that seriously, another cat camera?

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No...

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Okay yes, but this one is different.

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It dispenses treats. See?

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So I can talk through it and Nug will come out

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after I give her a treat. It'll be great.

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Take it back.

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We don't need it. And Nug certainly doesn't need any more treats

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Don’t fat shame our cat, okay?

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The vet said that she's healthy, husky.

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The vet was flirting with you.

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Well, that's because me and Nug are both adorable.

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Please, I--

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I just--

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Nug’s been weird since we moved here,

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and I just feel bad about leaving her.

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You're lucky I love you.

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Yes, yes, I am.

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All right, let's give this a try.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Here we go.

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So all I have to do

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is push this button and--

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Wow!

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Look at that. - She likes it.

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It works.

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Okay, let me show you something else. - Okay.

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So with this camera--

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Look at this.

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I can adjust it.

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So even if Nug moves off camera,

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we can still see her.

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Oh, and I forgot to show you,

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I can talk through the camera on the treat dispenser.

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Hi, baby.

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Oh. Ha!

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Sound investment.

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Just wait until we're halfway around the world.

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You will thank me.

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What was that?

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It came from the bedroom.

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That’s weird.

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Did you not close the door all the way?

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I thought I did.

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Another strange thing happens.

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That I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for.

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If only we had a camera.

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Oh, wait.

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Funny.

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That's so creepy.

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It's an old house.

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The floor’s not level, probably.

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And the door's, like, 80 years old.

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It probably doesn't even close. - It seemed fine to me.

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Hey-oh!

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That’ll be Jay.

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Coming! - Impeccable timing as always.

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Happy house warming!

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You’re early.

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Yeah, well, I'm trying to be punctual.

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There’s a first time for everything.

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Hey, Riley, nice to see you too.

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Shoes off please.

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Okay, sure.

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Let me show you around.

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Okay.

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Made a lot of improvements since you last saw the place

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when we bought it.

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Oh my God!

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You know, dining space coming along. - So clean.

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What is this? Look at this. What is this?

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Playground? - Cat tree.

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Cat tree.

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Got the blue tile, just like at mom’s house.

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It's the exact same one.

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I'm gonna leave these here.

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Yeah, just leave them on the counter. - Okay.

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Cool, get your sweat on. - Yeah.

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Got the big TV put in and everything.

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Oh, is this like, the frame?

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It looks like the pictures? - Kind of like the endless thing.

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Cool. Hi.

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Hi!

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Okay! - There’s Nug.

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Sammy this place is incredible.

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Riley, you two, congrats!

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I mean, this is such-- I'm stoked!

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I'm stoked you got it.

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If Sam’s good at one thing, it’s finding a deal.

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Hey, I'm not afraid of a good bargain.

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I know. - Dad taught us that.

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Oh, she only drinks filtered water.

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She's serious.

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I read our city's water report.

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It's not good.

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Yeah. Cool. Let me just write this stuff down.

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Don't worry.

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I have it all printed out for you. - Oh, cool.

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And there's a picture of Nug at the top in case you forget what she looks like.

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Or you can just look at, like, any of the pictures around the house.

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Hey, I am not going to apologize for my art choices, all right?

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If you've got it, flaunt it.

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And Nug has got it.

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No, I love them! These cat pieces are cool.

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You bullshitting me?

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No. I'm serious. They’re really cool.

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I mean, like, contemporary and stuff.

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Oh, well, speaking of shit...

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let me show you the cat box.

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Riley, I'm pretty sure he knows how to scoop poop.

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Well, it could be a different type than he's used to.

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No, I'd love to. I'd love to.

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You mocking me again?

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No. I'm not. I’m serious.

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I'm just gonna make sure

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that Nug has extra food.

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I mean, how have I pissed her off already?

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I don't understand.

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She's been acting more high strung than usual.

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Both her and Nug are having a hard time adjusting to the new house.

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How? This is like a massive upgrade from the last place.

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Yeah, but Nug keeps getting spooked, and Riley says that she hears weird noises.

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What, like this place is haunted?

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That is not a real thing.

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And don't let her hear you say that, because she is already acting

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neurotic enough.

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I wasn't trying to make her feel bad earlier.

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I promise.

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I really want to prove to her and to you that I can do this.

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Okay?

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And I know how pissed you two are about me

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breaking the window in your last place, so it's like--

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It’s fine.

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Honestly,

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Okay.

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Whoa.

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Now, she definitely won't run out.

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Oh, but only give her one scoop

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because we've got her on a diet.

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Nug, your cat-- She’s on a diet?

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Don't don't stress about it.

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It's just for ten days. So if you don't get the scoop right

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it’s not a big deal. - Yeah, not stressed at all.

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I've got this covered, you know, I've got my my list.

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I've got my hang buddy.

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You know, me and Nug, I’m gonna come over and we’re gonna party.

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Ain’t that right, Nug?

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No parties. Please.

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No, I didn't mean I was gonna--

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Right.

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No, I will come every day. I will check on Nug.

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I will follow this list to the tee, and then I will leave.

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And if anything goes wrong, you can call or text us anytime. Yes.

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Yes, I splurged on the international data plan.

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Cool...

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Okay, I'm going to walk Jay out.

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Hey, have such a fun trip.

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It's like I said, she's been a little extra lately.

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Yeah,

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I’m an idiot.

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No, don't worry about it.

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Can you go enjoy your trip, please?

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Little brother is going to take care of everything.

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I know.

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Ah!

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Yes, very important.

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I can tell that you're trying to make some changes and improvements.

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And I want you to know that

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I notice.

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Riley doesn't.

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Well, Riley will come around.

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I was going to wait until

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after our trip to tell you this, but,

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What the heck?

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When we get back, we are going to start trying to have a baby.

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Fuck you.

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Oh, I I don't know why, but I feel like I knew it.

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Yeah? - I'm so happy for you, Sammy!

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Thank you.

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Am I allowed to scream?

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That is incred--

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Holy shit.

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What?

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I’m gonna be an Uncle.

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Yeah, that's how that works.

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I'm gonna be the greatest uncle.

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I'm gonna be the greatest uncle.

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I'm going to be the guncle. Call me Guncle.

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No. - Yeah.

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No.

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100 percent. - I don’t think that word means

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what you think it means.

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I think I just made it up.

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It’s like great-- greatest.

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And uncle. Guncle. Why can’t I just say that?

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Try gay uncle?

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Unless there's something you want to tell us

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which, you know, we're very supportive here.

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Oh, shit.

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It did sound familiar. Okay.

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No. Not that.

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Nothing to tell you.

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Awesome.

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Best.

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Best uncle.

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Okay. - The buncle.

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Buncle?

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Mr. Buncle. Uncle Buncle!

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Oh, yes! - Okay.

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All right.

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We’ll work on it? - Yeah.

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Okay. Well, I love you.

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Love you too. - Text me all the cool pics from

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your cool trip.

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I will. - See you later.

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Thank you for watching Nug. Seriously.

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You got it. Uncle Buncle in the house, baby.

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Bye Uncle Buncle.

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Bye.

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Long talk.

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Yeah, I told him about the baby thing.

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We’re telling people about that?

270
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,492
He's really trying, Riley.

271
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,956
Jay it's just so loud and--

272
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,750
He totaled your car!

273
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,629
And he broke our glass window. - Yeah, he broke his face.

274
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,632
That's what happens when you walk into a glass window.

275
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:49,096
Okay, but he's not, like, high all the time now.

276
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,979
We are going to be a family soon,

277
00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,566
so can you please just go easy on him?

278
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,404
Thank you.

279
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,839
Babe, you good? - Yeah, I’m almost ready.

280
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,216
Okay, your purse is out here.

281
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,594
Thank you.

282
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:30,846
Oh, man.

283
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,641
I am ready for champagne.

284
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,315
What on earth is that?

285
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,775
It's huge.

286
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,526
It's my suitcase.

287
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,820
I thought we said we were doing carry ons.

288
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:51,617
Yeah, but I can't even fit all my jackets and shoes in a carry on.

289
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,620
And I've got that cute dress that you like in there.

290
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,206
You are ridiculous.

291
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,666
Are you ready for me to call a car?

292
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,085
Yes. Let me just go pee really quick, okay?

293
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,170
Okay, go.

294
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,184
Are you--

295
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,193
What the hell, Riley?

296
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,696
You put a camera in the bathroom?

297
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,407
What? Nug Likes to sleep in the sink sometimes.

298
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,117
That is creepy and gross.

299
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,244
Okay, fine. Fine.

300
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,246
I can't believe you.

301
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,540
I wasn't trying to be creepy, I promise.

302
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,208
But you didn't even tell me it was in there.

303
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,419
You saw it, didn’t you?

304
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,962
I wasn't trying to hide it.

305
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,715
Sorry.

306
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,778
Okay,

307
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,572
Okay, baby.

308
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449
I love you the most-est.

309
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,700
I love you, I love you.

310
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,537
Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much, baby.

311
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,415
Okay. Don't let uncle Jay

312
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,418
do anything bad, okay?

313
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,961
I love you.

314
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,087
I love you.

315
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:27,588
Love you.

316
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,591
Oh, wait, baby. Oh.

317
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:31,467
All right.

318
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,470
Are you ready to go, creeper?

319
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,515
Please, please, please don't do that the whole trip.

320
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,671
Morning, Nug.

321
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,465
I miss you so much.

322
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:01,176
Hey, Come say hi to our daughter.

323
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,678
She looks confused.

324
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,638
I don't I don't think she knows it's us.

325
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:05,931
Of course she knows it's us.

326
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,308
Right, Nuggie?

327
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,644
Your mommies miss you very much.

328
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,647
We just got to France and we're very tired.

329
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,900
Yes we are, because someone spent all our extra money

330
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,904
on cat cameras instead of upgrading to economy plus.

331
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,157
I have no regrets.

332
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,826
I’m going to give her a treat.

333
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,249
That's a good girl.

334
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,876
It's dinner time here, Nug, so I'll check on you later.

335
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,879
I love you. - I love you, Nuggie.

336
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:41,216
My God, I can't believe I'm encouraging this.

337
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,283
Nuggie, Nuggie, Nug. Boom!

338
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,286
Right on time for no man.

339
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,620
That girl.

340
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,204
Lady.

341
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:14,207
Hey-oh! Nuggie Nugsters!

342
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:17,919
Uncle Buncle is in the house.

343
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,465
Shoes off.

344
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,508
Bag down.

345
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,928
Nug! Where are you?

346
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,306
Tree.

347
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,225
No. Tree. No cat in the tree.

348
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,228
No kitty cat at the food.

349
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,899
Uh oh!

350
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,567
What is up, sister?

351
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:44,404
Hi. Hey, hey.

352
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,739
That's right.

353
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,033
Your mom's trusted me to take care of you,

354
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,702
so we are going to be the best of friends, okay?

355
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:51,453
We're going to party.

356
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,455
I'm gonna be responsible, okay?

357
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,123
Can I get a kiss?

358
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:57,125
Oh, no. Pound.

359
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,046
Love you too.

360
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,672
Okay, time for the list.

361
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,633
Time to get it all done.

362
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,969
Okay, where did I put the list?

363
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,433
Fuck.

364
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,893
Okay.

365
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,062
Cats need to eat.

366
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,690
That's right. You get to eat.

367
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,651
All right.

368
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,654
Very good. Here you are.

369
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:30,367
Dinner!

370
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:35,163
What is this, chicken or turkey?

371
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:47,342
Not bad, Nug.

372
00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:49,177
You’re living large, huh?

373
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:51,638
I've had fast food that's worse than this stuff.

374
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,559
All right, give me a big ol--

375
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,270
A big ol’ bowl.

376
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,855
Big bowl.

377
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,858
Because there ain't no diets with Uncle Buncle.

378
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:06,361
Ain't no diets in this home.

379
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,488
All right,

380
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,407
come on, dude,

381
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,410
isn’t that like the sound of joy?

382
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,913
Just gonna sit there?

383
00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:20,420
Huh...

384
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,753
Gross.

385
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,755
It’s like a little baby log, man.

386
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:28,758
Fucking light a candle next time, man.

387
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:37,100
All right.

388
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:41,605
Water.

389
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,692
Weird.

390
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:58,914
All right.

391
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:03,293
You are all set, Nuggerino.

392
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:06,505
But your mom's got to hear about this.

393
00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:12,135
No, no.

394
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,479
Hello?

395
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:23,772
Hey. Oh, shit. Shit.

396
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:26,191
Sorry. Is it late there?

397
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,776
Like the middle of the night.

398
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:28,527
What's up?

399
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,530
Oh, man. Sorry.

400
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,908
Oh. Hey, Riley.

401
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:38,787
Is Nug okay? - Yeah, Nug is awesome.

402
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:39,955
Nug’s great. Right bud?

403
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,916
We’re just broing out, hanging. It’s a great time.

404
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:46,419
I just want to tell you, your sink is leaking.

405
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,129
It's got a leak.

406
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,968
Okay, Jay you could have just texted us that.

407
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,428
Can you turn it off?

408
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:56,638
Oh, yeah.

409
00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,433
Obviously, I turned it off, Sammy. I’m just trying to be thorough.

410
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,186
Can I see Nug?

411
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:05,522
Okay, you got it, Riley.

412
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,692
But don't say I never got you nothing.

413
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,529
All right, who's that?

414
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:15,699
Is that mom? - Hi baby.

415
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,825
Hi Nuggie!

416
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,828
See look at it. - Hi, it’s mommies.

417
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:23,039
It's your mommy's and it's your buncle.

418
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,584
Okay.

419
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,753
All right, Jay we’re going to go back to bed, okay?

420
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,171
Okay.

421
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,881
Bonjour.

422
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,175
Fuck, it’s the only word I know.

423
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:37,637
Call anytime, just not when we’re sleeping. Goodnight.

424
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:38,597
Goodnight. - Call anytime.

425
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,347
No, goodnight.

426
00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,265
Okay. Gotcha.

427
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,892
Bye, Jay. - Bye.

428
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,688
Well, that went well.

429
00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:51,651
Alright, you like my finger?

430
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:53,612
Okay.

431
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:08,543
Okay.

432
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,045
Sleep well.

433
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,714
Have very fun kitty dreams.

434
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,969
Mwah!

435
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:47,726
Hello.

436
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,729
My best friend.

437
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,857
Uncle Jay's in the casa.

438
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,569
Best uncle.

439
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:04,117
Where are you?

440
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,838
Let me see...

441
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,719
What?

442
00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,395
Weird.

443
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:36,566
Nuggie, your mamas are into some freaky shit.

444
00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:40,487
What the hell?

445
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,243
Blegh, let's get that out of here.

446
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,376
Where are-- Oh, I see you.

447
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:59,380
I think I see you. Hi.

448
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,801
You just in your favorite spot, huh?

449
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,553
All the protection of a big fluffy bed?

450
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,390
What do you want? You want some food?

451
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,228
Yeah? Okay.

452
00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:14,896
We’re gonna feed ya.

453
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:20,235
Get you nice and fit.

454
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,322
All right, Nug-a-roonie.

455
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:31,204
La creme de la creme, my friend.

456
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,833
I learned some French for your moms.

457
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,292
That's cream of the cream.

458
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:39,295
I don't really know what it means, but they love it.

459
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,217
Okay...

460
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:48,513
What is going on here?

461
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,807
What the hell?

462
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,944
Freaking thing...

463
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,572
All right, you're all full up.

464
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:09,576
Fresh food, fresh wa-wa.

465
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:12,871
This freakin sink...

466
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:18,167
Whoa.

467
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,920
You okay?

468
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:32,849
Hi. - Hi!

469
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,893
Sorry, is it late there again?

470
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,352
No, it's not that bad.

471
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:39,814
We're just having dinner. Little bit of wine.

472
00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:42,734
Getting little loosey? You guys look like you're having fun.

473
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,862
Having fun, having fun. What’s up? - Riley.

474
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:49,908
Riley, always having the most-- Well, all is good here.

475
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,452
What? - Nothing, just--

476
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:53,953
You’re looking like you’re having a good time.

477
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:58,499
I just-- This faucet, it keeps leaking.

478
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,378
I don't know, I’m not really sure.

479
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:04,839
It does that sometimes, Jay.

480
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:07,091
Riley was supposed to take a look at it before we left.

481
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:10,261
It just wasn't high on my priority list

482
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,638
with the trip and everything...

483
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,848
Are you sure you didn’t just leave it on?

484
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,976
Yeah, no, I’ve been turning it off of course.

485
00:32:16,976 --> 00:32:19,520
I just, like, I was using it the other day and

486
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,523
it just keeps doing that, you know?

487
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:26,152
Are you giving Nug tap water?

488
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:29,864
What?

489
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,409
No, no - Are you?

490
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:36,663
I saw on the list, it's ‘give Nug water’

491
00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,373
and that's what I've been doing.

492
00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:43,628
Okay, I will call a plumber and text you when you can let them in?

493
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,839
Yeah. For sure. Sure thing.

494
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:49,842
How’s everything else?

495
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,469
Man, thanks for asking.

496
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,261
Yeah, it's going pretty well.

497
00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:57,684
I, actually-- I've been applying for jobs, and just had a really

498
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:02,313
really great interview the other day, and, also been working out a little.

499
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,566
So I'm trying to get some abs going.

500
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,568
I meant with Nug...

501
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:09,946
Oh, yeah.

502
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:10,863
Right. Of course.

503
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:13,741
Yeah, I think, I mean, we're, like, the best of pals, you know.

504
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:16,160
I’m Uncle Buncle. So, like, that's great.

505
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:20,248
And all is good, but, she's been a bit weird.

506
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,251
She's staying under the bed here a lot.

507
00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,752
She’s probably just getting used to you, Jay.

508
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,087
Yeah, did you try giving her a treat?

509
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,297
She's very food motivated.

510
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:32,927
Yeah I’ve given her the treats. I’ve been giving her the little cat crack.

511
00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,679
I've been feeding her.

512
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:37,056
Okay. - Yeah.

513
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:38,307
All right, well,

514
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,727
speaking of food, we're probably going to get back to dinner.

515
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,979
Okay. Do you want to see if you can talk to her?

516
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,397
Yes. Oh, yes.

517
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,360
Oh, okay.

518
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,821
There she is. - Oh baby!

519
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:55,158
Oh, hey, don't hide behind the pole.

520
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,327
Yeah. Oh. - Honey...

521
00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:01,039
I knew it.

522
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,915
We miss you baby!

523
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,126
There, she's peeking out. See, she keeps doing this.

524
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,253
She'll come-- she'll peek out like that.

525
00:34:07,253 --> 00:34:08,296
But then she just goes--

526
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:11,174
She comes right back under. So weird.

527
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:13,801
See? I'm sorry.

528
00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:14,761
Sorry. That was a lot.

529
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:17,513
I didn't mean to get scare her that way.

530
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:18,181
Okay.

531
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,475
But all is good.

532
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,519
We're gonna get back to our romantic dinner.

533
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:24,145
Okay.

534
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,356
Escargo for it.

535
00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:29,150
Oh, okay.

536
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:29,984
Okay.

537
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:32,987
Bye Jay. - Bye.

538
00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:36,657
Oh, why?

539
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,911
Why you got to make me look bad, huh?

540
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:41,621
You're a freak.

541
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:44,165
You're a little sexy freak, you know that?

542
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,833
That's just kidding.

543
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,627
I love you, I love you, you're gorgeous.

544
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:48,878
You're my best friend.

545
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,005
Best friend in the world.

546
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,296
What the fuck?

547
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:35,633
Nug, dude,

548
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,844
I thought we were friends, man.

549
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,847
Why are you doing this to me? Come on.

550
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,975
This is like the thing.

551
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:48,604
Okay.

552
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,691
Okay.

553
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:58,072
So much for coasters.

554
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,492
Now, this is a bad idea.

555
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:04,787
Just gonna leave it there.

556
00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:51,626
Nuggie...

557
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:55,296
Oh, I heard you're having a hard time.

558
00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:58,716
Hey, baby girl, there’s my Nuggie.

559
00:36:58,716 --> 00:36:59,967
There she is.

560
00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:03,721
Have you been turning the faucet on?

561
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,765
Of course she hasn't. Why would she do that?

562
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,601
I don’t know, but it would be one explanation.

563
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:12,271
I can just move the camera to the kitchen so we can see what's going on.

564
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,691
Love you, Nuggie.

565
00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:18,027
Love you, baby.

566
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,149
Nug!

567
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,610
What's up, little bug?

568
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:45,489
What is up,

569
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,074
my dude?

570
00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:49,035
Dudette!

571
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,871
Where are you?

572
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,623
I'm back here again.

573
00:38:55,565 --> 00:38:57,287
Hi.

574
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:59,086
Hi, lover.

575
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,131
Don’t hiss. What’s going on?

576
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,092
Never hiss like that.

577
00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:07,803
Okay.

578
00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:11,098
All right.

579
00:39:13,225 --> 00:39:15,478
One sec!

580
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:19,065
Oh, hey.

581
00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:22,068
Yeah. Thanks for coming.

582
00:39:22,401 --> 00:39:24,070
Just, please-- Oh, look at that.

583
00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,155
Got the booties. - Sure did. Professional.

584
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,448
Thanks for paying.

585
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:32,036
Oh, it's not actually my house, so I won't be--

586
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,080
I won’t be paying but my sister--

587
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,000
Okay well, I'm here to help whoever's sink it is that's leaking.

588
00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,419
Cool, right on.

589
00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:41,045
Yeah.

590
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,338
Blake

591
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,633
I’m Jay.

592
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,760
Jay who doesn't live here?

593
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,303
Yeah. - Yeah, you wanna maybe--

594
00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:50,221
Yeah. Yeah. Please.

595
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:50,971
Let's go.

596
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,726
Alright so--

597
00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:57,937
I can't figure it out.

598
00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,439
I left it on for you, so you could

599
00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:03,442
just, like, see what's going on, but--

600
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,903
Yeah, let me know.

601
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:11,158
It looks like the knob was just turned on. - Right, no, I know that.

602
00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:12,159
I know--

603
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:16,580
I didn't turn that on, though.

604
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,998
Okay,

605
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:19,959
let's take a look.

606
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:27,174
Well, doesn't appear to be leaking now, though.

607
00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:31,846
The hardware looks fine and the pipes are not leaking, so...

608
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,722
Look, I don’t know what to tell you.

609
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,351
That's what I do every time.

610
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:39,145
I don't leave it on.

611
00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:42,148
Okay, well, it's an old house, and

612
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:46,694
sometimes the foundations are a little uneven and so maybe it's

613
00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:50,656
slowly tilting and turning itself on or something.

614
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,826
I don't really have a good answer for you, because

615
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,744
Alright, alright. - There's nothing wrong.

616
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,999
So. Yeah.

617
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:01,959
So there's nothing you can do?

618
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,336
I mean, I could try to replace the whole thing,

619
00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:07,339
but I'm not convinced that that's your problem.

620
00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:09,925
Right.

621
00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:12,303
Okay.

622
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,013
Weird.

623
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,850
Well,

624
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,560
I mean, what what would you do?

625
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,021
You know, I respect you.

626
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:24,648
I respect your opinion.

627
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:27,610
Honestly, I would find out who in the house is pranking me.

628
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:32,698
Right, like I said, just me and Nug, so.

629
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,327
Well, maybe there's a ghost who doesn't care

630
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,330
that we're in drought.

631
00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:42,291
That's for you.

632
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,294
Good luck with your ghost.

633
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,237
Hey, hey. - Hi.

634
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,488
How’d it go witht he plumber?

635
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:15,533
Yeah, so she thinks you have a ghost.

636
00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:18,536
No, I'm not--

637
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,704
I don't think she's wrong. I’m not kidding,

638
00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:25,042
Jay, that is not a real thing. - What's he saying?

639
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:26,293
Nothing.

640
00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:29,296
The plumber couldn't figure out what was wrong.

641
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,258
Oh. That's weird.

642
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:34,677
We can look into it when we get back.

643
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,846
It's fine.

644
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:40,474
You know what? Can you go grab me one of those sparkling waters

645
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,934
from the lobby, please?

646
00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:45,104
Bye. - Bye, Riley.

647
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:53,153
I told you not to say that stuff around Riley.

648
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:55,531
She's already paranoid as it is. I don’t want her thinking

649
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,408
The house is haunted. - Okay, well, I don't know--

650
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:58,534
I don't know what you want me to tell you.

651
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,869
Okay? There's not another explanation for this.

652
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,956
Yeah, there is that the sink doesn't work.

653
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:06,333
Okay, fine. Sure, the sink doesn't work.

654
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,002
But how is this happening every time?

655
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:09,420
I'm not leaving it on.

656
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,631
Okay, sure, that might be a possibility,

657
00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:15,134
but like the plumber said so.

658
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,094
She said so, and I believe women.

659
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:20,306
Yeah, it's fine.

660
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,726
You know what?

661
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:25,644
You know, my ex, Delia, actually used to have a pretty,

662
00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:28,647
pretty good knack for the supernatural stuff.

663
00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:34,236
Yeah so that was the one who sold your laptop for her cult initiation fee?

664
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,323
No, that was Delilah.

665
00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,490
Jesus.

666
00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:41,493
Delia is the one who writes the horoscope podcast.

667
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:46,248
Jay, I just need you to leave this one alone, okay?

668
00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:48,083
And focus on watching Nug.

669
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:51,086
Thank you again, and we'll talk soon, okay?

670
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:53,672
Let it go.

671
00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,591
I'm doing a good job.

672
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:56,216
All right.

673
00:43:56,216 --> 00:43:57,301
Bye.

674
00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,219
Bye.

675
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:11,273
Hey, bud.

676
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:14,818
Hey. You doing okay?

677
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,947
I know,

678
00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:21,950
Is there a ghost trying to scare you?

679
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:23,535
It's just me.

680
00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:25,663
Not to worry.

681
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,374
Look, you and me are in this together, okay?

682
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:31,377
There's no ghost that's going to scare you or scare me.

683
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:33,087
All right? I’m going to take care of you.

684
00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,380
That's why I'm here.

685
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,381
Uncle Buncle.

686
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:36,965
That's right.

687
00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:38,217
Don't you worry.

688
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:38,926
You watch.

689
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,886
I'll take care of it.

690
00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:51,271
What do you want, ghost?

691
00:44:53,273 --> 00:44:55,317
What do you want?

692
00:44:55,317 --> 00:44:58,320
Get out of my sister's house!

693
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,157
Yeah,

694
00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:06,620
yeah, that's what I thought.

695
00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:08,997
Don't hear any drip drop now,

696
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:11,125
do you, motherfucker?

697
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:15,129
Uncle Jay got you taking care of.

698
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:37,276
Mwah!

699
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:37,020
Nuggie Nug...

700
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:40,023
Uncle Buncle's in the house.

701
00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:42,651
I’m gonna take care of you, all right?

702
00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:45,320
I've been reading all night.

703
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,700
We want to get rid of this--

704
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,703
this little spirit in here.

705
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,914
Okay.

706
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:58,792
Spiritus Sancti,

707
00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:01,086
Spiritus left.

708
00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:03,005
Spiritus right.

709
00:48:04,006 --> 00:48:06,508
Spiritus forward

710
00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:09,344
Spiritus left.

711
00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:11,305
Spiritus right.

712
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:18,228
I'm gonna take care of your tree, Nuggie.

713
00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:20,147
All right.

714
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:26,862
Hey.

715
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,573
Hey Nuggie.

716
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,783
Hey my best friend.

717
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:34,536
I think we're-- I think we’re safe now.

718
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,164
Hey, Pal.

719
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,833
Hey. Oh. Hey, baby.

720
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,084
Yeah.

721
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:42,544
It's okay.

722
00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:45,672
Uncle Buncle’s going to take care of everything, all right?

723
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,715
Yeah.

724
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:48,133
No, I'm here.

725
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:49,760
Okay.

726
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,262
All right. I know you're scared. It's okay.

727
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:55,140
I'm taking care of everything. Don't worry.

728
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:57,267
I'm here. Okay?

729
00:48:57,893 --> 00:49:01,313
I'm going to get you a little more food and a little more water.

730
00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:10,822
Look who’s calling. I'm gonna get her on for you soon, okay?

731
00:49:11,531 --> 00:49:14,868
Hey-o. - Hi.

732
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:15,494
What's up?

733
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,496
What's wrong?

734
00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,167
It's been a long day.

735
00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:25,379
Riley heard our conversation last night.

736
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:27,047
How?

737
00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:28,590
She was watch--

738
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:29,299
It doesn't matter.

739
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:33,261
Just that she is very mad at me for not telling her

740
00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:36,264
that you thought there was a ghost.

741
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,809
Oh, no. I'm sure there's a ghost.

742
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:39,351
Jay...

743
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,562
No, seriously, I was reading up on it all last night and--

744
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:45,691
Well, especially with Nug, like,

745
00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:48,777
cats can see things on different planes, like whole different planes than we can.

746
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:52,656
So to us, she's probably been seeing this stuff since like, you moved in.

747
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:54,825
This is too much.

748
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:57,452
No, it's the truth.

749
00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:59,371
I'm telling you, I think we we got to take care of it.

750
00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:00,914
I'm going to take care of it.

751
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:02,666
Just leave it, okay?

752
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:07,004
No, see, I know you want to do that, but, like online,

753
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:11,174
they were saying if you leave it for too long, that the

754
00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:14,428
the haunting can just get worse and worse, and especially if you've made it mad.

755
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:18,306
And for some reason, I think it's a little something.

756
00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:23,145
Jay, please stop.

757
00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,772
Please. Okay?

758
00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:28,734
Riley is very upset.

759
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:30,777
She's so not happy.

760
00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:33,030
She wants to cancel the trip and come home early.

761
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:33,864
No, don’t!

762
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:35,991
Hey, Sammy, don't do that, okay?

763
00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:36,908
Just enjoy your trip.

764
00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:38,744
Really. It's--I've done the research.

765
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:41,079
I've got this. Okay? I'm going to take care of it.

766
00:50:42,956 --> 00:50:44,916
Fine, just be careful.

767
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:48,045
Yeah, I've done the research, I know.

768
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,463
I’m gonna take really good care of Nug.

769
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,131
We're all good.

770
00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,634
Okay. - Nuggie says hello.

771
00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,821
Okay. - Okay.

772
00:50:56,821 --> 00:50:58,650
Bye. - Bye.

773
00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:11,943
Hey. - Hey.

774
00:51:13,195 --> 00:51:14,362
Can I come in?

775
00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:16,239
Oh, yeah. For sure. Please, please.

776
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,035
Oh. Your shoes.

777
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:21,328
I'm sorry. Please take off your shoes.

778
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,163
Oh, sorry.

779
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:31,171
Whoa, I'm def feeling some bad vibes.

780
00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:32,839
You are?

781
00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:33,590
Oh, yeah.

782
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:37,886
My 12th house is in cancer, so I can just feel all that energy.

783
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:40,847
That’s spooky.

784
00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:43,850
Okay, I don't know what that means, but this is exactly what I called you.

785
00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:47,395
Is that the only reason?

786
00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,439
Yeah.

787
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:51,399
Oh, I thought

788
00:51:51,399 --> 00:51:53,735
maybe you missed me.

789
00:51:53,735 --> 00:51:54,528
Oh, no.

790
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:56,738
Yeah, I--

791
00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:59,282
I did, but just like...

792
00:52:01,409 --> 00:52:03,537
last time we talked, you said, don't

793
00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:08,792
communicate with me, until you have a job, you lazy bum, so...

794
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:11,878
I don't think bum was the word I used.

795
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,215
I'm assuming you don't have a job, then?

796
00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:17,759
Well, no. Yeah. I'm cat-sitting.

797
00:52:17,759 --> 00:52:20,762
Nug! You’ll meet her. - That’s disappointing.

798
00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,013
Oh. No.

799
00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:25,183
Well, hey, I've actually been interviewing a bunch this week.

800
00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:26,726
I had one the other day.

801
00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:28,311
Went, like, super well.

802
00:52:28,311 --> 00:52:31,022
And, you know,

803
00:52:31,022 --> 00:52:34,025
I think I'm going to get it.

804
00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:38,029
This place is cute.

805
00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:40,657
It's cool that your sister could afford a house in this market.

806
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,450
Yeah,

807
00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:44,202
even a haunted one.

808
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:45,537
Well, we don't know that it's haunted.

809
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:48,248
It could just have bad energy.

810
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:51,251
But, yeah, even haunted houses are expensive.

811
00:52:51,626 --> 00:52:53,795
It's annoying.

812
00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:57,465
Well, it did get in in an auction.

813
00:52:57,465 --> 00:52:58,675
Is that a thing?

814
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:02,929
I guess. I mean it was like foreclosed on or something.

815
00:53:02,929 --> 00:53:05,932
So they had a bunch of shit they had to take out of here and

816
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,435
yeah now it's theirs.

817
00:53:08,435 --> 00:53:10,520
Looks great now.

818
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,522
So do you.

819
00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:14,316
Sorry.

820
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:16,484
All right. I, I shouldn't have said that.

821
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:19,487
No, I'm glad you did.

822
00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:29,581
Expecting someone?

823
00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:32,792
No, I don't know who that is. One sec.

824
00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:41,635
Hello?

825
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:42,928
Oh, hi.

826
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:44,971
I'm Anne. I live right across the street.

827
00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:46,890
I just wanted to come over and say hi,

828
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,058
Introduce myself.

829
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:51,061
Hi, I'm Jay. I don't live here.

830
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:51,937
You don't?

831
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:55,565
No, I'm just cat-sitting. This is my sister's place.

832
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:58,568
Oh, okay. Well, that kind of explains it.

833
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,862
The lights were on all night last night.

834
00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:03,240
I guess you just forgot to turn them off.

835
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,533
Oh, I didn't leave the lights on, so...

836
00:54:06,451 --> 00:54:08,411
They were flickering a lot.

837
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,247
Okay, well, it's an old house

838
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,499
so I'm sure you get it.

839
00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,418
Well, you know, it could be a wiring issue.

840
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:18,380
You should tell your sister. You know, it could start a fire.

841
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,548
It could cost a lot of money, you know?

842
00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:21,716
Yeah.

843
00:54:21,716 --> 00:54:22,342
Thank you.

844
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:23,593
Anne? - Anne.

845
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:25,637
Yeah, thanks. I will tell her that.

846
00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,097
Anything else?

847
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,891
Well, you know, the the other people here, they didn't really

848
00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:30,976
take care of the place.

849
00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:35,438
Wait, you knew the previous owners?

850
00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,649
Yeah, they're a nice couple.

851
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,234
They were just in over their heads,

852
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:42,237
You know, that was obviously before they disappeared.

853
00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:45,282
Wait. They disappeared?

854
00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:48,660
Apparently they just up and left.

855
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,204
Wait. Sorry.

856
00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:53,999
How is that possible?

857
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,334
Because my sister didn't tell me this.

858
00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:59,129
Aren’t you-- don't you have to disclose if someone vanishes

859
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,297
before buying a house?

860
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,215
No, that’s when somebody dies.

861
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:05,010
Nobody found any bodies.

862
00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:06,386
What do you mean, found bodies?

863
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,514
Look just--

864
00:55:09,514 --> 00:55:10,974
They ran out of money.

865
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:14,644
They took off and went back to, I don't know, Ohio or something.

866
00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:17,063
Listen, you have a nice rest of your day.

867
00:55:17,063 --> 00:55:18,606
Tell your sister about the wiring.

868
00:55:18,606 --> 00:55:19,816
Okay?

869
00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:21,609
Okay.

870
00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:23,862
Thanks, Anne.

871
00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,328
That was weird.

872
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,663
So weird.

873
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:36,249
Okay.

874
00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:40,795
I'm now more convinced than ever that this place is haunted.

875
00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:43,256
Then why did you just tell her it was an old house?

876
00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,800
I don't know, I didn’t know her.

877
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,137
You know, I didn't want her thinking I'm, like, crazy or something

878
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:53,641
Don’t be silly, that's just a religious superstition.

879
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:56,102
Wait, is this your joint holder?

880
00:55:56,102 --> 00:55:56,936
Yeah...

881
00:55:56,936 --> 00:55:58,313
It was all I could find, so just--

882
00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:00,190
Let's leave that.

883
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:01,399
It doesn't matter.

884
00:56:01,399 --> 00:56:04,402
What we need to do is a sage burning.

885
00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:06,446
Yes. Let's do it.

886
00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:08,198
I'm in.

887
00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:14,496
Do you have it?

888
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:17,332
No. I assumed your sister would have some?

889
00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:20,335
You assumed? Delia...

890
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:24,631
I don't remember you being so homophobic. Just because she's gay, you assume she--

891
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,299
She’s into gardening!

892
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,550
Oh...

893
00:56:28,009 --> 00:56:29,677
Yeah, that tracks.

894
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,679
Okay.

895
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:36,684
Well, where would a gay gardener keep sage?

896
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:40,480
They might have some in the kitchen?

897
00:56:41,856 --> 00:56:44,859
Duh! In the kitchen.

898
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:47,779
Very good.

899
00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,782
We have, basil.

900
00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,492
No. Oregano...

901
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:53,785
Thyme...

902
00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:56,579
Spearmint.

903
00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:58,581
I suppose it's the intent

904
00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,208
more than the herb.

905
00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,545
Okay, if I was a spirit, I’d get the fuck out so...

906
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:10,802
You said you felt, 12th house stuff-- - Right around here.

907
00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:13,221
Right around here.

908
00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:20,895
I don't know any chants, do you know any?

909
00:57:20,895 --> 00:57:23,523
No, we don't need any chants, this is serious.

910
00:57:23,898 --> 00:57:26,025
Delia, I'm being serious. Just--

911
00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:27,652
All right,

912
00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:30,155
so I'm just going to go for it?

913
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:38,788
Oh. All right.

914
00:57:38,788 --> 00:57:40,623
Is it working?

915
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,752
[Chanting]

916
00:57:44,752 --> 00:57:46,546
This is serious.

917
00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,673
Okay.

918
00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:50,675
Here, give me.

919
00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:54,512
That's a lot of smoke.

920
00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:15,950
That did not work. - No.

921
00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:18,328
It smells horrible in here.

922
00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:20,246
Like burnt pizza...

923
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:30,924
What do we do now?

924
00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,013
This should help.

925
00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:41,392
What is that?

926
00:58:41,392 --> 00:58:43,394
Crystal, duh. - No.

927
00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:45,021
Yeah, I know, I know,

928
00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:47,565
What's it supposed to do?

929
00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:49,859
Oh, it helps to ward off against bad energy.

930
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:52,278
I always keep it with me.

931
00:58:52,278 --> 00:58:53,655
Cool.

932
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:55,532
Think it’ll work?

933
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:58,034
At the very least, it should help mellow out the cat.

934
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:01,287
Poor thing probably feels all the same bad vibes in here that I do.

935
00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:04,290
Yeah, she's my best friend.

936
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,341
Okay.

937
00:59:16,761 --> 00:59:18,763
I don't know

938
00:59:18,763 --> 00:59:20,306
what do you want to do now?

939
00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:23,935
Maybe open some wine, order a pizza or something?

940
00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:27,564
I blame the aroma, if that's what you can call it.

941
00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:31,484
Yeah, well, I was craving it so...

942
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,195
Okay. Cool.

943
00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:47,792
Gotta remember the coasters.

944
00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:50,128
You are trying, aren't you?

945
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:51,963
Yeah.

946
00:59:51,963 --> 00:59:54,966
Well, it's been a

947
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,220
rough couple of years between Sammy and I,

948
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:02,223
and I just really want to

949
01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:04,976
prove to her

950
01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:09,522
and myself that I can do this, so, you know,

951
01:00:11,065 --> 01:00:14,611
By watching her cat and getting rid of her house spirit?

952
01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:17,905
Yeah. It’s a start.

953
01:00:17,905 --> 01:00:20,908
See you joke, but I'm serious.

954
01:00:22,243 --> 01:00:25,246
I'm going to be an uncle.

955
01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:26,998
Cat uncle?

956
01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:30,001
No, no, like a real live uncle.

957
01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:32,128
They're trying.

958
01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:35,131
When they get back from their trip.

959
01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:39,135
I like this new Jay.

960
01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,138
It's kind of hot.

961
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:53,024
Sorry.

962
01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:56,027
As much as I want to do this and,

963
01:00:57,278 --> 01:01:00,281
I really do,

964
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,700
I want to respect Sammy's place.

965
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:06,579
So, maybe for now, we don't?

966
01:01:07,384 --> 01:01:08,623
Fine.

967
01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:08,625
Fine. But you're paying for extra cheese on my pizza.

968
01:01:08,625 --> 01:01:11,876
But you're paying for extra cheese on my pizza.

969
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,883
Yeah, you got it.

970
01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:21,886
Coming right up.

971
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,819
One sec.

972
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:20,945
The house?

973
01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:23,030
No I just--

974
01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:25,158
I gotta pee.

975
01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:26,909
How romantic.

976
01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:28,286
Okay, well let's be quick.

977
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:28,828
Be right back.

978
01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:31,831
Just don’t move.

979
01:03:18,252 --> 01:03:20,922
Are you serious?

980
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:23,925
That perv!

981
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,264
Whoa. Wait. Why?

982
01:03:30,264 --> 01:03:32,934
I don't believe I thought you changed.

983
01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,143
Well, I didn't I was just in the bathroom.

984
01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:36,062
What are you talking about?

985
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:37,980
You’re a perv.

986
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:41,067
Wait, Delia, I don't-- I seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about.

987
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:43,778
Please, can you just calm down? - The camera?

988
01:03:43,778 --> 01:03:44,946
I should have known.

989
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:47,740
You go on and on about wanting to turn over the new leaf

990
01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:49,867
and do the right thing just so that you could sleep with me

991
01:03:49,867 --> 01:03:51,244
and you could record it.

992
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,037
No, no, no. - I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

993
01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:53,996
I should call the cops on you.

994
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:55,665
I can you just listen to me?

995
01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:56,791
Don't do that.

996
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:58,042
Delia, please.

997
01:03:58,042 --> 01:03:58,543
Look, no--

998
01:03:58,543 --> 01:03:59,836
This was so nice. Please.

999
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,921
I had no idea! - Lose my number!

1000
01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:03,548
I don't know-- I didn't know anything about that!

1001
01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:07,593
What the fuck?

1002
01:04:09,053 --> 01:04:10,429
What the fuck is this?

1003
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:13,432
What the fuck?

1004
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,103
What?

1005
01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:20,398
Oh my God.

1006
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,192
Oh my God!

1007
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:26,195
Oh my fucking God.

1008
01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:29,490
Oh my God, she's right.

1009
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:32,243
I'm not the perv.

1010
01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:35,079
I'm not the perv, Sammy. Riley.

1011
01:04:35,079 --> 01:04:36,581
That's how you knew who I was talking about, isn't it?

1012
01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:37,999
You guys are the creepers.

1013
01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:40,042
You've been watching me, huh?

1014
01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:41,711
Oh, yeah?

1015
01:04:42,503 --> 01:04:43,838
Okay.

1016
01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:46,340
You think that's cool?

1017
01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:49,343
See how you like this.

1018
01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:55,349
No coasters.

1019
01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:56,559
No coasters.

1020
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,561
Fuck them!

1021
01:04:58,561 --> 01:04:59,687
Get them out of here!

1022
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:02,523
I’m raw-dogging it! Raw-dogging it on your table.

1023
01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:05,568
What do you think about that, huh?

1024
01:05:09,113 --> 01:05:11,032
Oh, look at this carpet.

1025
01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,075
No shoes inside.

1026
01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:15,369
No shoes inside, we say.

1027
01:05:15,369 --> 01:05:18,497
Well, since we're all breaking the rules of society,

1028
01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:20,708
why do we break the rules of the house?

1029
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,920
How about we just break the rules of the house?

1030
01:05:24,378 --> 01:05:25,212
Yeah.

1031
01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:26,881
I don't even know where these shoes have been.

1032
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:29,800
No idea. Now your carpet is gonna know.

1033
01:05:33,804 --> 01:05:35,264
You know what?

1034
01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:36,432
I know,

1035
01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:37,808
I know.

1036
01:05:37,808 --> 01:05:40,311
Sammy, you

1037
01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,855
you used to hate when I would drink

1038
01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:45,483
milk out of the carton.

1039
01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:48,903
Well, let's just see about that.

1040
01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:52,865
Let's just see how you like that.

1041
01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:55,868
We're all doing things people don't like.

1042
01:05:56,577 --> 01:05:59,914
Like getting spied on, ruining the love of my life.

1043
01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:04,168
How about this?

1044
01:06:04,418 --> 01:06:07,046
How about this?

1045
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:10,257
I think it's bad.

1046
01:06:10,257 --> 01:06:11,884
Oh, no it’s just oat milk.

1047
01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:13,886
No, it's still bad.

1048
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,014
You know what?

1049
01:06:17,014 --> 01:06:18,307
Screw it.

1050
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:21,310
Fuck it.

1051
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:46,043
You know what, Sammy?

1052
01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:49,046
You know, the most heartbreaking part is?

1053
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,800
It's not that you didn't even

1054
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,011
trust me with your house.

1055
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:58,014
You didn’t trust me with Nug.

1056
01:07:00,307 --> 01:07:02,768
I'm going to be a great uncle.

1057
01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:05,771
I'm going to be the best uncle.

1058
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:20,369
Watch this.

1059
01:09:27,788 --> 01:09:29,915
Nuggie, come out!

1060
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,500
Come out, baby!

1061
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:36,630
Nug? Come here sweetie.

1062
01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:39,049
Mama wants to see you.

1063
01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:40,718
Nug! - Nuggie?

1064
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:41,844
C’mon baby.

1065
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,221
Come out!

1066
01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:47,892
Nug, c’mon. Please?

1067
01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:50,519
Where are you, babe?

1068
01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:53,522
Come out for mama.

1069
01:09:53,772 --> 01:09:55,274
Nuggie.

1070
01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:57,985
We're worried about you, sweetie.

1071
01:09:57,985 --> 01:10:01,197
Come on, girl. - Come on baby, come out.

1072
01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:08,495
Hey, are you at the house? - Hey.

1073
01:10:08,495 --> 01:10:09,622
Yeah, I'm there now.

1074
01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:12,625
Which, you know, because of the cameras.

1075
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,628
One sec. Just getting in.

1076
01:10:19,256 --> 01:10:21,800
All right.

1077
01:10:32,978 --> 01:10:37,316
Nuggie? Nug.

1078
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:46,075
Hello? Nuggie?

1079
01:10:47,451 --> 01:10:49,912
Yeah...

1080
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:52,456
No sign of her.

1081
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:55,084
Here, you know what?

1082
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:58,087
Let me just switch you to video,

1083
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:01,674
just to show you.

1084
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:06,303
All right?

1085
01:11:06,303 --> 01:11:08,555
Nug hasn’t been on any of the cameras all night.

1086
01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:09,348
I'm really worried.

1087
01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:11,475
Okay? Yeah, I know, all right, I ready.

1088
01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:12,351
Did you check the bathroom?

1089
01:11:12,643 --> 01:11:14,270
Sammy made me take the cameras out of there

1090
01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,437
and I know she likes to be in there.

1091
01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:18,482
Okay. All right. I'm going. Hold on.

1092
01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:24,363
Okay.

1093
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:27,116
No, nothing.

1094
01:11:28,784 --> 01:11:31,370
Say hello to yourself.

1095
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,498
I know that

1096
01:11:34,498 --> 01:11:36,625
you left the back door open for a while.

1097
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:39,211
Is it possible that she got out?

1098
01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:44,258
I mean, I can check.

1099
01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:50,639
Nug! Nug!

1100
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:52,933
Beautiful? Best friend?

1101
01:11:52,933 --> 01:11:54,351
Uncle Buncle's here now.

1102
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:55,436
Nuggie?

1103
01:11:58,856 --> 01:12:00,733
I have, like, treats out and stuff, so I don’t...

1104
01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:05,696
Yeah, I don't see her.

1105
01:12:07,197 --> 01:12:10,200
Okay.

1106
01:12:10,534 --> 01:12:11,785
What exactly happened

1107
01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:14,788
when the cameras were covered last night?

1108
01:12:14,872 --> 01:12:16,874
Did she get hurt?

1109
01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:18,834
A lot of weird stuff was happening with the camera.

1110
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:21,837
All right, look, Riley, please just don't start accusing me of stuff.

1111
01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:24,173
You guys are the creepers who had the cameras on.

1112
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,799
All right?

1113
01:12:25,799 --> 01:12:28,802
I didn't think that you would take it well

1114
01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:30,512
and clearly I was right.

1115
01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:31,680
Yeah, you should have told me.

1116
01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:36,060
Can we please not do this right now?

1117
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:37,936
I'm just worried about Nug, okay?

1118
01:12:37,936 --> 01:12:39,605
Can we focus on that?

1119
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:41,065
Yeah, sure.

1120
01:12:41,065 --> 01:12:44,068
All right.

1121
01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:48,030
I feel like something's happened to her.

1122
01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,032
I don't think anything happened to her because it's not that strange.

1123
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,367
She's been hiding the entire week.

1124
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:53,035
This is not that abnormal.

1125
01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,203
No, this is different.

1126
01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,955
It feels like something is off.

1127
01:12:56,955 --> 01:12:59,333
Okay, look, I hear you.

1128
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:02,252
I don't I don't think something's off, all right?

1129
01:13:02,252 --> 01:13:05,714
This is just, like, standard run of show for her.

1130
01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:06,423
Jay...

1131
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:09,718
I know that you and I have never really gotten along.

1132
01:13:09,718 --> 01:13:12,721
Yeah, well, that's because you're not nice to me, Riley.

1133
01:13:14,348 --> 01:13:16,892
And I am very sorry about that.

1134
01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:19,853
But what is important right now is Nug.

1135
01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:22,689
I'm worried that something happened to her.

1136
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,151
Because I messed up, right?

1137
01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:28,112
That's what you're saying. Just say it.

1138
01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:30,489
Jay, I don't want to do this, okay? This is not--

1139
01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,742
No! Say it, Riley. Say I messed up.

1140
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:34,368
Okay, fine.

1141
01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:35,369
Because you messed up.

1142
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:37,079
Yeah.

1143
01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,834
Jay.

1144
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:46,713
Jay.

1145
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,091
Yeah. I got to go.

1146
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,677
I'll talk to you later.

1147
01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:09,862
Nug. Nug!

1148
01:14:10,612 --> 01:14:13,198
Nug, buddy please.

1149
01:14:13,198 --> 01:14:15,826
Come back for Uncle Buncle.

1150
01:14:15,826 --> 01:14:18,454
Please bud? I love you.

1151
01:14:20,038 --> 01:14:21,373
Come back, please, I--

1152
01:14:23,083 --> 01:14:25,586
I really need you, man.

1153
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,629
Please, girl.

1154
01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:47,191
Whatever you are,

1155
01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:50,152
if you did something to Nug, I swear.

1156
01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:54,031
I swear,

1157
01:14:54,031 --> 01:14:57,034
whatever it is, this is your fault.

1158
01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:02,289
Not mine.

1159
01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:06,168
It's not mine.

1160
01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:10,047
Please bring her back.

1161
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:21,326
Nug? Nug, baby.

1162
01:16:23,787 --> 01:16:25,163
Nuggie.

1163
01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:27,708
Nuggie come out.

1164
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,209
Where are you, babe?

1165
01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,003
We just want to know that you're okay, honey.

1166
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,546
Come on. Come on, good girl.

1167
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,258
I can't see that spot in the closet.

1168
01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:37,676
I can't see it.

1169
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:39,511
Well, that's probably where she is.

1170
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:41,972
She's really smart.

1171
01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:19,718
Hi. - Hey, I'm here.

1172
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:21,803
I’m unlocking.

1173
01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:23,889
I’ll be in in a sec.

1174
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,310
You doing all right?

1175
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:31,271
I mean, I've been better, Jay.

1176
01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:33,815
Right?

1177
01:17:38,695 --> 01:17:42,699
Alright, you said it was in the kitchen, right?

1178
01:17:42,949 --> 01:17:45,160
Yeah. Kitchen. Corner.

1179
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,536
Yeah, there it is.

1180
01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:52,584
All right, the-- Reset, the modem, right?

1181
01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:56,338
All right.

1182
01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:58,965
Yeah, a little button. - Got it.

1183
01:17:58,965 --> 01:18:00,550
Alright, one sec.

1184
01:18:04,971 --> 01:18:07,307
Jesus, Sammy,

1185
01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:09,476
you guys weren’t fucking around huh?

1186
01:18:09,476 --> 01:18:10,977
That’s Riley for you.

1187
01:18:10,977 --> 01:18:12,979
Alright.

1188
01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:16,108
Got it set. Let me switch over to video.

1189
01:18:16,108 --> 01:18:17,901
Alright.

1190
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:24,991
Hello. - Hi.

1191
01:18:24,991 --> 01:18:26,660
Okay,

1192
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:28,662
does that look right?

1193
01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:30,414
Yeah, I think that's good.

1194
01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:30,956
All right.

1195
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:32,040
Cool. Shit.

1196
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:34,126
Let me get these treats off the ground.

1197
01:18:35,001 --> 01:18:36,253
There’s still treats there?

1198
01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:37,170
That's not good.

1199
01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:40,549
No, it’s from when it tipped over.

1200
01:18:42,050 --> 01:18:44,678
But usually she comes running when there's treats, Jay.

1201
01:18:44,678 --> 01:18:46,638
That's not good.

1202
01:18:49,766 --> 01:18:51,268
Did you check, like, everywhere?

1203
01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:54,563
I mean, in the corners of the closets, like underneath things?

1204
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,442
Just let me throw these out, one sec.

1205
01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:00,485
Yeah, I was pretty thorough.

1206
01:19:00,485 --> 01:19:03,488
Let me look one more time.

1207
01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:07,576
Okay, nope.

1208
01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,663
There’s like no sign of her anywhere?

1209
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,459
Still nothing.

1210
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:20,046
Okay, look, I am going to hang up and call a couple of the local shelters,

1211
01:19:20,046 --> 01:19:24,009
see if anybody's turned her in, and then I will call you back after.

1212
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:25,802
Okay?

1213
01:19:26,386 --> 01:19:27,846
Yeah.

1214
01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:29,723
Okay. Great. I'm going to go.

1215
01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:30,640
All right. Bye. - Bye.

1216
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,893
Thank you for setting up the camera. I appreciate it.

1217
01:19:32,893 --> 01:19:34,269
Okay.

1218
01:19:37,739 --> 01:19:40,059
Nug!

1219
01:19:40,066 --> 01:19:42,152
Come on, girl.

1220
01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:43,403
Nuggie!

1221
01:19:43,403 --> 01:19:46,698
Come on, it's Uncle Buncle. Nuggie Nug c’mon!

1222
01:19:47,365 --> 01:19:49,701
Nug. We love you.

1223
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,537
Making Uncle Buncle look bad.

1224
01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:53,246
I'm sorry.

1225
01:19:53,246 --> 01:19:56,249
I love you, you’re beautiful.

1226
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:01,439
Hey, any luck on your end?

1227
01:21:02,899 --> 01:21:04,568
Nope, none.

1228
01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:06,361
I did call two shelters.

1229
01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:08,530
I left a message for a third.

1230
01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:11,283
I can do a post in this community alert group

1231
01:21:11,283 --> 01:21:14,244
and see if anybody's seen her around the neighborhood.

1232
01:21:15,328 --> 01:21:16,955
Alright, yeah.

1233
01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:21,918
I mean, I can keep checking and I can look out back, but like,

1234
01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:27,173
I just hope she's hiding. You know, Nug’s sneaky.

1235
01:21:27,173 --> 01:21:28,174
Maybe she found a new spot.

1236
01:21:28,174 --> 01:21:30,886
She's been doing it all week.

1237
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:34,472
And Sammy, I really-- I don't think I let her out.

1238
01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:36,600
I don't know what else to tell you.

1239
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:37,893
I know, Jay

1240
01:21:39,311 --> 01:21:40,145
but you have to

1241
01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:45,942
understand, Riley is very, very upset, and I can't be the middle man

1242
01:21:45,942 --> 01:21:48,945
for the two of you right now.

1243
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:51,448
Yeah, sorry.

1244
01:21:56,244 --> 01:21:59,205
Look, just hear me out.

1245
01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:02,918
I did find the previous owners of your house.

1246
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:05,503
Devin and Kayla Johnson.

1247
01:22:06,004 --> 01:22:08,924
You know, the one your neighbor was talking about?

1248
01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:12,802
Jay, I asked you not to bother them.

1249
01:22:12,802 --> 01:22:14,012
I just--I said, hear me out.

1250
01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:15,847
I haven't bothered them, okay?

1251
01:22:16,431 --> 01:22:18,767
I was searching and I found them.

1252
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:22,020
I mean, it is a little odd they just disappeared, right?

1253
01:22:22,812 --> 01:22:24,689
They didn't disappear.

1254
01:22:24,689 --> 01:22:26,942
They just didn't make some big announcement

1255
01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,444
to the neighbors they were leaving.

1256
01:22:30,528 --> 01:22:34,115
Well, I feel like we should reach out

1257
01:22:34,115 --> 01:22:37,243
and ask them if they were also experiencing strange things in the house.

1258
01:22:38,244 --> 01:22:42,040
Jay, I need you to stop with the house stuff, okay?

1259
01:22:42,332 --> 01:22:44,542
And focus on finding Nug.

1260
01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:47,545
Sammy, I think they're related.

1261
01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:51,383
Riley got us a flight back.

1262
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:53,009
We are leaving tomorrow.

1263
01:22:53,009 --> 01:22:56,012
Are you fucking-- - We’ll be back late.

1264
01:22:56,346 --> 01:22:59,349
I can take care of this.

1265
01:23:00,058 --> 01:23:04,312
You have one job-- focus on finding Nug. That’s it.

1266
01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:13,780
Alright, I’m just gonna do both. You’re not listening.

1267
01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:15,448
Fine. Whatever.

1268
01:23:15,448 --> 01:23:17,325
I will see you tomorrow. Okay?

1269
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:19,369
Can't wait.

1270
01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:32,716
The fuck?

1271
01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:35,760
When did that happen?

1272
01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:44,561
That can't be good.

1273
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,115
Hello?

1274
01:23:57,115 --> 01:24:00,118
Hi. Is this, Devin Johnson?

1275
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:03,788
Who's asking?

1276
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,916
My sister--

1277
01:24:06,958 --> 01:24:10,962
I think she bought your your old house on on Oak Avenue.

1278
01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:13,965
I just-- I had a couple questions about it.

1279
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:18,136
Hello?

1280
01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:20,513
Devin is my son.

1281
01:24:20,513 --> 01:24:22,599
Was my son.

1282
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:25,060
We haven't heard from him or his wife in two years.

1283
01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:31,066
I’m sorry.

1284
01:24:33,818 --> 01:24:36,571
They disappeared?

1285
01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,281
I don't know,

1286
01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:40,283
Right. Okay.

1287
01:24:40,283 --> 01:24:43,119
Something strange went on in that house.

1288
01:24:43,119 --> 01:24:46,081
They were having some sort of issues with their plumbing.

1289
01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,500
I don't know, just weird stuff

1290
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,503
they kept explaining away.

1291
01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:55,090
The plumbing.

1292
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:58,093
But you're saying something strange.

1293
01:24:58,134 --> 01:25:00,762
Like what?

1294
01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:02,430
I don't know, I told them to get out

1295
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:05,850
many times, but it was their first home, and they loved it.

1296
01:25:06,059 --> 01:25:07,102
And they loved that house.

1297
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:10,396
So they stayed till they didn't

1298
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:13,525
Did they call the police?

1299
01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:15,235
Of course I did.

1300
01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:15,652
Okay?

1301
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:17,362
The police said there was no sign of a struggle,

1302
01:25:17,362 --> 01:25:20,907
so they must have just left without any of their belongings.

1303
01:25:21,324 --> 01:25:24,327
It makes no sense. None at all.

1304
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:27,330
Okay.

1305
01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:28,206
And you haven't--

1306
01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:30,375
You haven't heard from them?

1307
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:31,501
No.

1308
01:25:31,501 --> 01:25:34,254
I wish I just gone out there and dragged them out of the house myself.

1309
01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:37,257
Instead, I--

1310
01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:40,260
I think something else did.

1311
01:25:41,719 --> 01:25:44,722
What do you mean, something else?

1312
01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:46,015
Hello? Mr--

1313
01:25:46,015 --> 01:25:50,562
If I were your sister, I’d get out of that house now.

1314
01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:52,605
Wait.

1315
01:25:52,605 --> 01:25:55,608
Sir, could you please could you tell me a little more? Sir?

1316
01:26:00,446 --> 01:26:02,574
Nug!

1317
01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:04,868
Nug?

1318
01:26:04,868 --> 01:26:06,536
Fuck this,

1319
01:26:06,536 --> 01:26:07,620
fuck this.

1320
01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:09,330
Nug, we're getting out of here.

1321
01:26:09,330 --> 01:26:12,876
Come on, buddy, come on.

1322
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,921
Nug!

1323
01:26:16,921 --> 01:26:19,883
Bud! Hey girl...

1324
01:26:22,468 --> 01:26:24,554
Okay, okay.

1325
01:26:24,554 --> 01:26:26,306
Uncle's coming. I'm sorry.

1326
01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:28,641
Uncle Buncle’s here. Hey.

1327
01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:33,271
What?

1328
01:29:10,053 --> 01:29:12,013
Jay! Jay!

1329
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:15,016
Answer me! Jay!

1330
01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:17,060
Jay, what's going on?

1331
01:29:17,060 --> 01:29:20,063
Come on. Why aren't you picking up?

1332
01:29:20,146 --> 01:29:21,356
Do you think it's like a glitch?

1333
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:23,608
I mean, he hasn’t moved. - No, the timecode is moving

1334
01:29:23,608 --> 01:29:26,152
and you can see his phone light up when you call.

1335
01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:28,237
Jay, move! Answer!

1336
01:29:28,237 --> 01:29:30,448
Jay, it's not funny.

1337
01:29:30,573 --> 01:29:31,574
Oh my God.

1338
01:29:33,284 --> 01:29:36,371
He knows how important this was to us so he wouldn't mess around.

1339
01:29:36,662 --> 01:29:38,664
It doesn't matter if you're a drug addict. You're a drug addict.

1340
01:29:38,664 --> 01:29:40,750
It doesn't matter. - Okay, but something is wrong.

1341
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,543
Nobody's there. - I know something’s wrong.

1342
01:29:42,543 --> 01:29:44,462
I can tell something's wrong. Jay.

1343
01:29:45,129 --> 01:29:47,215
Well, I think your cameras are broken.

1344
01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:48,424
The cameras are not broken.

1345
01:29:48,424 --> 01:29:50,259
He probably didn't, like, connect it right or something.

1346
01:29:50,259 --> 01:29:52,178
And the Wi-Fi is really bad here.

1347
01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:54,097
Okay, so, like, I--

1348
01:29:54,461 --> 01:29:57,141
Jay. Jay, please answer.

1349
01:29:57,141 --> 01:29:57,142
Jay. Jay, please answer. You're really freaking me out.

1350
01:29:57,142 --> 01:29:59,394
You're really freaking me out.

1351
01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:00,895
Jay this is not funny.

1352
01:30:00,895 --> 01:30:03,189
It's not funny. Move.

1353
01:30:03,189 --> 01:30:04,565
Jay, can you just talk to me, please?

1354
01:30:04,565 --> 01:30:07,610
I know you're mad, but I promise everything is going to be okay.

1355
01:30:07,610 --> 01:30:08,653
Please, Jay.

1356
01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:11,239
I'm not mad at you. And we are not mad at you, okay?

1357
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:14,158
We're really worried and we care about you.

1358
01:30:14,158 --> 01:30:15,701
Please.

1359
01:30:15,701 --> 01:30:16,494
Come on, baby brother.

1360
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:18,996
Just answer. - You're not in trouble. Please,

1361
01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:23,000
Jay. Come on, just move.

1362
01:30:23,084 --> 01:30:24,085
Something’s wrong.

1363
01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:26,963
Something’s fucking wrong.

1364
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,924
Please. - I don’t like this.

1365
01:30:29,924 --> 01:30:32,301
Why isn’t he moving?

1366
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:26,856
Jay, I fucking swear to God.

1367
01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:28,065
I fucking swear to God.

1368
01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:31,068
We will come home right now, and I will fucking rip your head off

1369
01:31:31,068 --> 01:31:34,030
if you don't fucking move or just fucking acknowledge us.

1370
01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:35,239
This is so mean

1371
01:31:35,239 --> 01:31:38,242
if this is a fucking joke. - Jay it’s not funny.

1372
01:31:38,284 --> 01:31:38,993
It's not funny.

1373
01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:40,578
Please just stop.

1374
01:31:41,412 --> 01:31:43,122
Just move.

1375
01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:47,251
Jay.

1376
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:50,838
Nug? Jay?

1377
01:31:51,255 --> 01:31:51,881
Come on.

1378
01:31:51,881 --> 01:31:54,884
Please, please, please.

1379
01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:58,554
I don't get it. I don't get it.

1380
01:31:58,554 --> 01:32:01,557
Jay, please.

1381
01:32:47,603 --> 01:32:50,565
Oh no...

1382
01:33:17,049 --> 01:33:19,135
Nug? - Jay? Jay...

1383
01:33:19,135 --> 01:33:22,013
Jay, look at me! Jay what the fuck is going on?

1384
01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:25,558
Jay! What the fuck is going on?

1385
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:29,145
Jay? No.

1386
01:33:31,647 --> 01:33:34,108
Oh my God! Jay, what the fuck are you doing?

1387
01:33:34,108 --> 01:33:36,360
Jay stop it!

1388
01:33:39,196 --> 01:33:40,072
Jay, stop!

1389
01:33:40,072 --> 01:33:41,574
Stop! Jay!

1390
01:33:41,574 --> 01:33:43,451
Jay, no!

1391
01:33:49,332 --> 01:33:50,124
Sammy...

1392
01:33:50,124 --> 01:33:52,209
Oh my God...

1393
01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:56,047
Riley,

1394
01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:58,591
baby I need you to wake up. Riley, c’mon I need you.

1395
01:33:58,591 --> 01:34:02,094
Riley. Jay.

1396
01:34:02,845 --> 01:34:04,555
Jay. Oh, my God.

1397
01:34:04,555 --> 01:34:06,682
Jay I’m sorry.

1398
01:34:09,727 --> 01:34:11,896
I don’t know what to do, I’m sorry.

1399
01:34:23,866 --> 01:34:26,744
I’m having an emergency.

1400
01:34:26,744 --> 01:34:30,748
I need you to send somebody to my house, like right now, please.

1401
01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:36,045
Oh my God, Riley. Riley, baby.

1402
01:34:36,962 --> 01:34:38,714
Riley?

1403
01:34:38,714 --> 01:34:40,341
Honey?

1404
01:34:40,341 --> 01:34:42,218
Riley?